BARNEY THE CAT

BARNEY

BARNEY THE CAT WAS WAY TOO FAT,
BUT I FED HIM SO.
CHEDDAR CHEESE, IF YOU PLEASE,
EVEN COOKIE DOUGH.
BARNEY THE CAT WAS WAY TOO FAT,
BUT I CLOTHED HIM SO.
ON HIS CHEST, DONNED A VEST,
BARE HE DOES NOT KNOW.
BARNEY THE CAT WAS WAY TOO FAT,
BUT I SCARED HIM SO.
HE ESCAPES, ON MOM'S DRAPES,
HANGING VERY LOW.
BARNEY THE CAT WAS WAY TOO FAT,
BUT I LOVED HIM SO.
HUGS ALL TIGHT DAY AND NIGHT,
NEVER LETTING GO.

(c) Monica St Hillaire, 2019